Mister Comedy

Huge Science News

MisterComedy — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:34:52 +0000

In a development that has rocked the world of particle physics, scientists at a hastily arranged press conference have admitted to losing the long sought-after and recently discovered ‘God particle.’ Just days after finding the mysterious subatomic particle, flustered researchers…

Is It 2016 Yet?

MisterComedy — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:07:08 +0000

Our long national nightmare, otherwise known as Election 2012, is finally over. There are a few questions, though, that remain unanswered: Will despondent Republicans try to form an alternate country, free of entitled moochers, under the steady leadership of Ted…

Everything I Know About Book Writin’

MisterComedy — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 03:34:38 +0000

The American dramatist Gene Fowler once said, “Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.” There’s some encouragement for you. I wrote and published my…

i should read more poetry…

MisterComedy — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:08:14 +0000

I did a very bad thing recently. It was an impulsive moment, but I’ll be dealing with the consequences for a long time. I’m not even sure why I’m writing about it, because it was so incredibly stupid. I just…

a pain in the neck

MisterComedy — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 02:57:05 +0000

If you’re following along at home, you’ll remember I visited a neurologist recently to find out why my body seems to be breaking down like a car with a just-expired warranty. Like any older car, it’s a little sluggish to…

seeing a guy about a thing…

MisterComedy — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 04:41:47 +0000

I saw a neurologist today, and by that, I don’t mean I spotted one from a distance (“Look, there’s one now!”)—I had an appointment. If you know me, you know that I’m dealing with some health issues, and I’m irrationally…