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Who am I?

I’m Michael Dane, and I have successfully avoided real work for most of my adult life. I did standup comedy in the eighties, appearing regularly at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I’ve also performed on a frozen lake for the opening of ice-fishing season, at a synagogue for Purim, and at the Oxnard Strawberry Festival. Lately, I’ve taken to writing funny things, instead of saying them.

November 27th, 2014 at 6:07pm
I know it's named after an actual person, but calling your town 'Boring' is sorta like naming your first child "Loser." #JustMovedToOregon
November 14th, 2014 at 4:16am
Now through Sun., my e-book "Does This Taste Funny?" is FREE @ the Kindle store. No Kindle? Download the free app!
September 25th, 2014 at 1:00am
My scanner program gives me this message: "Preparing to scan..." Shouldn't it already BE prepared to scan? That's the only thing it does.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:55pm
Worried that i've stopped watching cat videos IRONICALLY, and I'm now just..watching cat videos.
September 18th, 2014 at 1:47pm
I don't want to say that Iggy Azalea's persona is fake, but rumour has it her next tour will be sponsored by Monsanto.