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Everyone’s crazy. Crazy is funny, and whatever brand of crazy you represent, there’s probably a playlist for it.

There are playlists for losing your grip and for finding your way back.

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Who am I?

I’m Michael Dane, and I have successfully avoided real work for most of my adult life. I did standup comedy in the eighties, appearing regularly at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I’ve also performed on a frozen lake for the opening of ice-fishing season, at a synagogue for Purim, and at the Oxnard Strawberry Festival. Lately, I’ve taken to writing funny things, instead of saying them.

November 25th, 2015 at 1:01pm
Look before you leap. Then, look again. Now, ask yourself whether leaping is still a good idea, in an existential sense. #RuinAnOldSaying
November 9th, 2015 at 10:42pm
I'm the actual @RealBenCarson. I mention that in my autobiography. Trying to prove me wrong is just distracting people from the real issues.
October 25th, 2015 at 1:39am
RT @hardwick: Ben Folds Five More Victims Into The Crawlspace #SpookyBands @midnight
October 25th, 2015 at 1:27am
RT @AlanZweibel: Went to a bar tonight and saw the P in psychology and the N in Wednesday getting drunk and saying they were sick of being …