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Everyone’s crazy. Crazy is funny, and whatever brand of crazy you represent, there’s probably a playlist for it.

There are playlists for losing your way and for finding your way back.

Learn how to remove an earworm, why karaoke isn’t necessarily evil, and how to avoid making Dizzy Gillespie angry.

 


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Who am I?

I’m Michael Dane, and I have successfully avoided real work for most of my adult life. I did standup comedy in the eighties, appearing regularly at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I’ve also performed on a frozen lake for the opening of ice-fishing season, at a synagogue for Purim, and at the Oxnard Strawberry Festival. Lately, I’ve taken to writing funny things, instead of saying them.


@GovGaryJohnson will cut back on pot, doesn't want to answer "that red phone" stoned. I'd get high and ignore the phone. #WhyImNotRunning

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