CONTRIBUTE

Yeah, this part’s kinda sketchy. How about this–send us an email if you want to give us money. If anyone asks, I’m a comedian PRETENDING to run for mayor on his COMEDY website, asking for money as a JOKE.  But seriously, you should send me some money. If somehow I become mayor, I will be more inclined to help people who give money to me. Not that I’m actually running for mayor.