CONTRIBUTE

Yeah, this part’s kinda iffy. Not quite sure what’s exactly legal, law-wise. How about this–send us an email if you want to give us money. If anyone asks, I’m a comedian PRETENDING to run for mayor on his COMEDY website.  But seriously, you should send me some money. If I somehow become mayor, I will be more inclined to help people who gave money to me. I’m kidding about that, of course.