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Who am I?

I’m Michael Dane, and I have successfully avoided real work for most of my adult life. I did standup comedy in the eighties, appearing regularly at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I’ve also performed on a frozen lake for the opening of ice-fishing season, at a synagogue for Purim, and at the Oxnard Strawberry Festival. Lately, I’ve taken to writing funny things, instead of saying them.

August 2nd, 2015 at 2:14am
Jeans can be cool. Shorts can be cool. So explain to me why jean shorts aren't cool. #oldmanquestions #genuinelycurious #yesiownapairofjorts
July 30th, 2015 at 3:12pm
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July 28th, 2015 at 12:28am
A neighborhood kid hadn't seen me with my cane before and asked, "Why are you old now?" Ah, the refreshing honesty of children. #kidsaremean
July 27th, 2015 at 2:08pm
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