The Most Convoluted Dad Joke Ever, or Why I Don’t Write Jokes Anymore

I consider myself something of a foodie, so I was excited to try this new Vietnamese place that opened in my neighborhood. Unfortunatey, though they advertised traditional noodle soup, the soup was not exactly authentic. In addition, they charged me extra for it! Needless to say, I walked out, yelling, “Fee? Fie! For faux pho?”