Just In Case

I have a Google Home assistant, and an iPhone… I wanted to skip to the next track on my phone, but instead of asking, Siri, I said, “Hey Google–next.”

My Google assistant said, “Nothing’s playing,” and without thinking, I apologized to my Google assistant, who immediately answered, “That’s all right.” Apparently, I wanted our new AI overlords to know that I’m polite, so that I’ll be spared when the Singularity actually happens.