I consider myself something of a foodie, so I was excited to try this new Vietnamese place that opened in my neighborhood. Unfortunatey, though they advertised traditional noodle soup, the soup was not exactly authentic. In addition, they charged me extra for it! Needless to say, I walked out, yelling, “Fee? Fie! For faux pho?” 

TL;DR I quit Twitter and moved a bunch of my tweets here.

I used to tweet. A lot. Of couirse, this was before anybody’ (and by ‘anybody’ I mean ‘I’) realized that Twitter was a toxic cesspoool filled with misinformation and bullying–essentially, high school with blue check marks. I tweeted somewhere in the neighborhood of 1,100 tweets before billionaire (and villain in a direct-to-cable TV movie) Elon Musk put down his bong long enough to impulse buy Twitter. Continue reading