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Who am I?

I’m Michael Dane, and I have successfully avoided real work for most of my adult life. I did standup comedy in the eighties, appearing regularly at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I’ve also performed on a frozen lake for the opening of ice-fishing season, at a synagogue for Purim, and at the Oxnard Strawberry Festival. Lately, I’ve taken to writing funny things, instead of saying them.

May 4th, 2015 at 3:12am
Wiz Khalifa was born in Minot, ND. Funny, but I don't remember seeing any billboards commemorating that the last time I was there.
April 28th, 2015 at 3:36am
Drug ad warning says tell your doctor if you have liver or kidney problems. isn't that backwards? Shouldn't my doctor be telling me?
April 23rd, 2015 at 11:33pm
You know, AlexTrebek, I realize that you're just pronouncing French words correctly, but it always feels like you're mocking us. @Jeopardy
April 23rd, 2015 at 12:45am
I would probably use emoji more often in my messages, have yet to find one that accurately portrays 'existential angst.'
April 19th, 2015 at 2:22am
OCD nightmare: accidentally deleted an icon off my home screen, & now I don't know what app was there. There's an uneven row now! Breathe...