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Who am I?

I’m Michael Dane, and I have successfully avoided real work for most of my adult life. I did standup comedy in the eighties, appearing regularly at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I’ve also performed on a frozen lake for the opening of ice-fishing season, at a synagogue for Purim, and at the Oxnard Strawberry Festival. Lately, I’ve taken to writing funny things, instead of saying them.

April 19th, 2015 at 2:22am
OCD nightmare: accidentally deleted an icon off my home screen, & now I don't know what app was there. There's an uneven row now! Breathe...
April 17th, 2015 at 4:30am
It's sad that the phrase "common parlance" is no longer in common parlance.
November 27th, 2014 at 6:07pm
I know it's named after an actual person, but calling your town 'Boring' is sorta like naming your first child "Loser." #JustMovedToOregon
November 14th, 2014 at 4:16am
Now through Sun., my e-book "Does This Taste Funny?" is FREE @ the Kindle store. http://t.co/NpInxEEC12 No Kindle? Download the free app!
September 25th, 2014 at 1:00am
My scanner program gives me this message: "Preparing to scan..." Shouldn't it already BE prepared to scan? That's the only thing it does.